7 Reasons Assassin's Creed Sucked

Phatkav · 7 Reasons Assassin's Creed Sucked

This list was posted by someone over the Gamespot forums but seriously after playing the game for 3 days I agree with him in all the points.

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1. Go investigate your target collect 3 out of 6 pieces of info to continue. *Spend a pointless amount of time climbing up buildings and for some reason being able to spot two guys having a conversation about something related to your target from a kilometer away, go listen to them (or mug them or pickpocket them), kill your guy* Good in theory but after the first three times it gets a bit old. By the 9th time you want to kill yourself. Thats the entire game in a nutshell.

2. PLEASE SUH I AINT GOT NOTHIN' IM SICK AND IM POOR AND IM HUNGRY

3. Most convoluted retarded ending I have ever witnessed. I find it funny how they use the stupid assassins sight, they obviously added it to the game just to use it in their stupid ending considering it has absolutely no use in game whatsoever.

4. This probably isnt even a good reason but I actually looked forward to the scenes in the present day (which were just there to recap and drag the story along to its abominable ending) just to escape from the monotany of an assassins life. Thats bad.

5. Later in the game after the guards supposedly know of your description, practically the only way to avoid suspicion is to walk around with your head bowed in the priest position known as blend...*The man with about 4 weapons strapped to his body wearing a high quality outfit made of white leather looks suspicious my fellow guard! ~ NONSENSE his head is bowed in respect to our lord, if anything he is out to slaughter some non believers! ~ Agreed! ~ WTF HE STARTED JOGGING ITS THE ASSASSIN!!! KILL HIM!@##!!!*

6. LOL TIME TO ESCAPE! LETS RUN THROUGH THE STREETS TO SAFETY AND JUMP INTO ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF PILES OF STRAW FOR SAFETY! WHOOPS A RETARD JUST MEGA BLASTED YOU INTO A RIVER! TOO BAD ASSASSINS CANT SWIM!

7. BUH BUH WHY DIDNT YOU JUST ESCAPE TO THE SAFETY OF THE ROOFTOPS ALTIAR?! Oh well my good friend thats because after the first few levels the rooftops are littered with archers whose sole purpose in life is to kill anybody who goes above 10 feet off the ground. Not to mention that the ground guards have just about as acrobatic as you! Those years in the arabian circus really payed off.

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Seriously that game is extremely repetitive. I had the game for couple of days. First day it was awesome. Second day it was still awesome, but was getting pissed off a lot. Third day, I just wanted to throw my controller at the TV AND ASSASSIN THAT FUCK3R ALTAIR! Gah that game sure has lots of ways to piss you off.

Falkien

Most convoluted retarded ending I have ever witnessed. I find it funny how they use the stupid assassins sight, they obviously added it to the game just to use it in their stupid ending considering it has absolutely no use in game whatsoever.

did you even finish the game..?

Phatkav

These 7 points aren't mine, but from what I heard the ending is pretty retarded.

Badie05

I have all those problems. Walking in priest mode is damn slow and I wanna move faster. Its repetitve as *Q#$ after the 2nd assassination.

- Get Flags
- Side Missions
- Gather Info
- Assassinate

I thought there would be more futuristic stuff. I never finished the game. I got the the 3rd person for assassination and decided it was quits. I still wanna finish but after just reading that I may not even reinstall on my new PC :S. I only wanna finish it for the story since its a sequel and satisfaction.

Phatkav

Oh the ending is kinda horrible. Though I did find one interesting thing. You know the Assassin's Order that Altair works with? Well I did some wikipediang and I actually descend from them

Well not directly, but I'm pretty someone in my family's tree line actually comes from them.

Ha. I'm an Assassin

Badie05

LOL. Nice find. So this game IS really based on historic events.

Phatkav

Pretty much. The Assassin Order, the Templars and and some of the events in the game are accurate. However the assassinations aren't as far as I remember.